"ladies and gentlemen this is the voice of fate interrupting our usual broadcast to inform u of the coming changes in the daily schedule for all civilians involved.
firstly fate has realized that the amount of time u are allowed to spend has been highly unproductive. therefore a few measures have been taken into account.
we shall start the new year with recognising what is important to your life, which we would then personally narrowcast via your closest mailbox to you.
this is done so that you may continue living in a orderly fashion without having to step out of routine.
next we shall observe a stricter diet and exercise routine, for the next itiniery fate has in store will require considerable amounts of stamina on ur part.
fourthly, the general agenda will include lesser time to sleep, more hours of work, more strenuos workload, more distractions to hold back from, and tournaments to which u are allowed to represent your very being at.
if you are fated to manage your time well it shall all be perfectly sound
therefore this is the voice of fate again wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR "